I was a dentist checking Jan Ullrich’s teeth. I had to clean them as they were covered in black gunk. When I asked him about the miniature hard drive implanted in his gum (his molar was a mini USB port) he told me I had to swear to keep it a secret. Ummm. I suppose I haven’t now. Sorry Jan.
I dreamt Fumy visited and did a wheelie all the way from O’Hare into the shop.
It was very strange. I was dreaming about chickens, then for some reason I was listening to a music CD that Fabian had released. I was getting really excited about it and telling everyone that it was sung by Fabian Cancellara but everyone was just giving me really blank looks as if to say “Who’s he??”
geraint thomas/ alex dowsett
I had a dream last night that there was a blocked drain in the High Street. It was full of gunk (looked like mushroom soup). Geraint Thomas and Alex Dowsett sent me to the hairdressers to buy a packet of special powder. We poured it into the drain… it cleared the gunk up beautifully, and the water ran nice and clear again so we went on our way. As an aside, Alex kept trying to ram his bike...