aaron chase

Someone takes Twitter FAR too seriously.

Pro MTB rider Aaron Chase wants to kill me. 

Or at least he does in my dream, and he took a couple of his MTB friends along to share the experience and sponsor Red Bull to film it.

Why does Aaron Chase want to kill me? For reducing his Twitter follower count when I tidied up my list. Apparently, (I discovered while he was chasing me around an un-named City trying to hack me to bits with a knife), I jinxed his upcoming MTB event by making his follower count exactly the same as his unlucky number.

Brian Lopes was there, (shirtless, of course), and was encouraging Aaron to finish me off because I took the mickey out of his dislike for shirts.

I woke up before there was any resolution. Not the most satisfying end to the dream.