Turbo = Acid
I rode on the turbo at about 7pm and then went to bed at 10pm. Then I started to dream. I think all that effort brings on better dreams.
Lizzie Armitstead came along and told me she caught me staring at her while she was signing autographs. I said sorry but I was tired and it was day dreaming but it looked like I was staring at her. She told me that stars like her can spot ‘stare-rs’ because they have official training by British Cycling as often people that stare at you all day long tend to want to attack you later.