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matt rendell / mark cavendish

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:24:38 -0400

I was an editor/ press officer for a website and was due to help Matt Rendell interview Cav for ITV4. Went to toilet beforehand and it was a state… Long story but I got p!$$ and sh!£ all over myself. Went to get changed and my bag and bike had been stolen from team car outside! Car all gutted and burnt, an empty shell in the middle of a square.

dani king

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:20:30 -0400

In my dream I was walking down the street and Dani King rode past on a training ride. I had to stop and point out to my brother - ‘Look, there’s Dani King.’

andre greipel's actual dream

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:44:31 -0400

@HansenAdam nightmares after I saw that movie linked to your bday story. Dreamed you chased me on the bike while I was swimming on the road!

miguel indurain

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:18:36 -0400

I once had a dream that Indurain taught at my school in London. He also featured in a 1979 style Grange Hill comic intro. Can’t remember much except he wore a green polo neck jumper and Mrs Bell (French teacher) fancied him. Oh, and he smoked.

phil gaimon

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:17:41 -0400

Last night it was about going to a bike race, then getting hit by a pro on a bike… It was Phil Gaimon, I believe. I ended up with a broken leg, somehow. I was spectating. In the dream he bunnyhopped the fan barrier and then chased me down on his bike. It was terrifying but I found myself laughing about it in the shower this morning when I realised what I had dreamt.

matt seaton / michael hutchinson

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:15:37 -0400

I was sitting with cycling writers Matt Seaton and Michael Hutchinson in a cafe, having a good giggle at a piece in Cycling Weekly (cycling dos and don’ts of some kind, I think). Then Michael leant over and licked my face - to test me for something, he said. I remember being a bit disappointed ‘cos I’d thought he was going to kiss me. Then he came with me to the dentist’s.

matt brammeier

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 06:15:39 -0400

I was following Matt Brammeier on his bike. Suddenly a massive hedge appeared across the width of the road. He pedalled really hard and launched his bike at the top of the hedge. As he cleared the hedge he said ‘neigh’ and made other horsey noises.
No idea.

fabian cancellara

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:03:25 -0400

“Bus Bouncer”

I dreamed I worked for a pro cycling team. I don’t remember the team’s name, and the only team member I remember was Cancellara (His kit was gray, not RLT black, white and aqua). My job was to ensure privacy for the cyclists on the bus, in particular by preventing overenthusiastic fans from boarding, but I was also supposed to be friendly and welcoming to them. There were always hordes of people pressing against the bus. After I escorted a few fans off the bus, my work day was over. Then the bus driver, several co-workers (admin-types) from the team, and I went to a club where there was live music.

fabian cancellara

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 07:25:31 -0400

I was at some sort of event with my hubby & Fabian Cancellara was there selling Garmin rugby shirts ( I have no idea why). I really wanted one of these shirts (partly because it was Fabs selling them) but my hubby wouldn’t let me because they were £70. So I kept trying to sneak away from him to find Fabs & buy one of these shirts. The next thing I know I was in a big hotel & I was trying to find Fabs’ room so I could get one of these shirts. I eventually found his room. I knocked on the door, & Fabs answered. He had just a teeny towel wrapped round his waist. He smiled at me & let me in. Next thing I know we were in bed together, I was wearing one of the Garmin rugby shirts & not a lot else. Then my alarm went off & I woke up :-(

jens voigt / fabian cancellara

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:33:33 -0400

Not much to it really. Just said hello with continental style cheek kisses to Jens and Fabs at the start line. One on each cheek.

tom boonen

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:07:07 -0400

Boonen on the Underground

Last night I dreamt that Tom Boonen and I were going to a business meeting together - although what kind of client it would be with, I have no idea, as he was in his OPQS kit. Anyway, we needed to take the Tube to the meeting and the tube was crowded so he let me sit on his lap. Oh happy day oh happy happy day! [swoon]

The thing I remember most about the dream was that he looked so hydrated - you know the look, where the skin is smooth and like velvet, like little children’s skin, all plump and, well, hydrated. Oh and he smelled like heaven. I so didn’t want to have to wake up from that dream …

lance armstrong

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:14:24 -0500

Dreamt that a humbled, chastened Lance Armstrong gave me colour-/ shape-changing chameleon spectacles for my birthday. I was also alarmingly obese in the dream. Chronology fuzzy, but I think Lance’s specs of truth showed me as I really was!

fabian cancellara

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:11:52 -0500

I don’t remember exact details but it involved Fabs winning a race and I remember thinking, great, it doesn’t matter that he didn’t win Strade Bianche ‘cos he won this one.

taylor phinney / philippe gilbert

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:30:15 -0500

I dreamt all my teeth were falling out and when I say falling out I mean just dropping out of my mouth and crumbling to dust. It was really weird. Taylor Phinney was there with PhilGil and they were trying to get me to go to the dentist but I just started crying about my teeth and how I wouldn’t go to the dentist. It was really strange. I woke up with nail marks in my hand like I’d been holding something small in my hand really tight. I actually checked all my teeth were there when I woke up and I was so relieved it was a dream. Mind you the fact that Taylor Phinney and PhilGil were there should have told me that, lol

taylor phinney / adam blythe

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:03:20 -0500

Last night I dreamed that I was back at the University studying maths and I was in class with Taylor Phinney and Adam Blythe #dontaskmewhy

adam myerson's actual dream

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:55:14 -0500

Just had a nightmare I ate a giant bowl of cookies and ice cream and ruined all my training from the last 3 weeks.

jonathan vaughters

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:54:12 -0500

Had a stressful cycling dream last night, was in a crazy race. No specific pros that I remember but I called Jonathan Vaughters for advice. I think he told me I still had to do the race, I was there to do it, so I had to do it. Then, just as I was about to start, I woke up! And I was SO RELIEVED I didn’t actually have to do that crazy stressful dangerous race.

charly wegelius' actual dream

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:53:29 -0500

Dreamt that i got kicked out of the Milan San Remo managers meeting for smelling so bad after 3 days no shower. What is the meaning?

Maybe it’s the lobster?

mark cavendish

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:48:39 -0500

I dreamt that Cav was somehow a distant cousin. He bought Peta and baby Delilah to visit us and had a great time knocking back the beers with my dad. I got quite flustered showing Peta the house, and burst into tears when I discovered my team kit (some mix of Vanderkitten and Matrix Prendas) had become moth eaten. She was really kind and we left Cav and Delilah with my parents to go for a few drinks. Later Cav promised to visit more often.

Can you tell I was watching Chasing Legends last night?

david millar's actual dream

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:35:37 -0500

FLASHBACK! Had a dream last night where @lancearmstrong was giving me interior decorating tips. Remember being annoyed at their excellence.